never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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