she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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