Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
We need to rekindle our bromance
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
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My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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