We're like a lot better than the average bears
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I need moral support for this bender
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So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly