he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
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you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary