Sacagawea was the original milf.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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