we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
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Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
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Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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