life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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