I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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