I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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