I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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