Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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