True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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