i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I don't think brook has ever known best
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
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You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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