If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
do herpes really smell.
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just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
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The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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