How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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