Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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