I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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