How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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