Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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