Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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