Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
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He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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