This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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