He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
Randomize
