Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
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Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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