He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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