is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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