Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
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How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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