Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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