community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
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I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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