You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Randomize
