I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
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Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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