Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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