Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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