Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
You can't just leave with hair like that
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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