This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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