Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
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Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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