We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
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You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
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One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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