Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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