it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
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Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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