i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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