So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
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Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
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He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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