Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
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I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
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I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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