just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
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Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
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she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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