She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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