i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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