Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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