You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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