And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
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Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
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Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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