nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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