Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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