i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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