Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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