Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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